So, the other day I went to the public pool and this gorgeous guy starts talking to me, he’s totally ripped and great looking, so we started chatting, but I noticed that he kept touching his hair, it didn’t bother me much though, but then we went into the pool and when his hair got wet I noticed a huge bald spot on his head, I just giggled but he noticed and he got REALLY angry and left!

I also remember I had a boyfriend back in college that was into bodybuilding (not as hot as the one at the pool, though), but he had a small penis, I never complained, but it bothered him to take his pants down and even wore a sock in there!

So, are all male bodybuilders out there like that? Are they just trying to hide some sort of defect? Because if so, then wouldn’t that make male bodybuilders the equivalent of female bulimics? I think I just might have discovered something here!